he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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