Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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