Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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