There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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