She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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