If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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