My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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