i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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