do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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