I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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