drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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