North Korea, Best Korea!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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