Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
My balls are so social today.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
