i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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