I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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