i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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