...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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