That's intense
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
