Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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