we have officially lost it.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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