are you so shy because you have an std?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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