Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Drunk walkin through police station. America
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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