Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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