Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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