My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
