I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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