if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
