Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
How's work?
Spinning.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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