would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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