Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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