he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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