i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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