Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I was not drunk enough for that final.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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