ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Naked. naked and bneed help.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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