Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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