we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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