I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
