She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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