ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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