just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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