Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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