Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
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