is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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