where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
