you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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