And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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