Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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