Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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