I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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