i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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