It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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