I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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