Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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