If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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