Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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