Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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