it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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