? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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