these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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