I wannas sexs uuuuu
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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