MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
